Bring_Me_The_Horizan

﻿ Hi, I'm a rotten bolgna sandwhich. I've been under some smelly, fat, ugly kids bed for a thousand years. He is the grossest child I have ever crossed paths with. I'm so moldy I make sour milk look delicous! There is so much garbage crammed under here, it reminds me of the local dump. I haven't seen the light of day in forever. I hear some woman yell at him a hundred times a day to clean up this mess but it never happens. What....what is this? Is, is that a hand? Is that the boys hand? Yes, it is. Ouch! He's squeazing his grubbing hands around me. Up I go. Aaaaaaah. Hes eating me!

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