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 * Hai
 * ---Hey
 * Who are you?
 * ---Your mom
 * That’s rather immature you think? Ehh?
 * ---No I think the timing was right
 * Your mom jokes are never timed right….
 * ---It wasn’t a joke, I am your mom
 * My mom is taking a nap… Grandpa!... Not again!
 * ---Hahahhahhahahaha another prank
 * Grandpa… too much time at the nursing home, go to college or something, your 85, get a life!
 * ---I have one, you might not soon… I’m coming on Halloween as an axe murderer
 * Good luck unhooking your life support…
 * ---I will make it! The real fright might be me dying on the floor
 * That would be great
 * <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">---No it wouldn’t… I would be dead.. Then I would kill you when I come back as a zombie
 * <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">YOU’RE IN A WHEEL CHAIR!
 * <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">---I will run you over
 * <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">No you won’t… remember? You have a hand powered wheelchair. You tried to sell your house AND your wife to get a motor but you still couldn’t afford it!
 * <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">---:’(

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Song to My Life Storys
<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">It all started on January 30, ’96. That is when I was born in Washington D.C. Nowadays, I live in Trenton Illinois<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">, and I go to Wesclin High School<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;"> as a freshman. I enjoy walking my dog, Shadow, and playing Assassin’s Creed. Also, I enjoy playing for the Wesclin football team. Music is just a little part of my life, mainly older music in general. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Earlier this year we won our first football game as a class. We took the long-cramped- crowded ride to Vandalia on the bus. I think a good song would be “Highway to Hell” by AC DC<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">. This is because we rode an hour on the highway to get to the game in silence, because we were so nervous. Soon enough we arrived at the school, but we could not find the locker room. After wandering around for quite some time we found it. The locker room smelled like a skunk. During warm ups we were quiet. Finally it was time for the game. We scored lots of times on offense. I think the most memorable part was Ryan’s interception. After the win we had a grand celebration in the locker room and on the bus. It was an amazing game. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">On January 29, 2006, I went over to my grandma’s house. It also happened to be the day before my birthday. I was very excited for my tenth birthday. Just then a dog wandered into the rom. It was small, black, and soft. My mom said that this was my dog. I was very elated. The dog looked around and jumped into my arms. I think a good song to describe this moment would be “Jump” by Van Halen. This is because of the dog’s great leaping ability. I was in awe at the dog, now sleeping there in my arms. I named her Shadow because she is very black. That was my best birthday present. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">This previous Halloween was fun, exciting, and memorable. A good song to describe this night would be “Wild in the Streets.” This song was written by Bon Jovi. This is because everyone was running around and traffic was basically shut down in Trenton<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">. After walking around d for a bit, I stopped at Blake Haag’s house. He started going to Mater Dei this year, and he is my neighbor. We had a huge fire going on in his front yard. Periodically we checked the scores to Monday Night Football and the World Series. Meanwhile Drew Williams was playing football with some juniors. Just as we turned to sit back down around the fire, Drew was sent up into the air after a big hit. This was pretty funny. A lot of people came by trick- or- treating, and it was lots of fun. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">In conclusion, music is a small part in my life. These three events stick out in my mind because they were fun. These three events had some impact on my life today. My dog, Shadow, has to be walked and taken care of every day. Also, I go football after school and hang out with my friends.

<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">1-2-3 Write About (a silly story about a rotten sandiwhich able to talk)
<span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">When I took my sandiwhich out of the fridge this morning, it could talk. IT talked very loudly. I threw it into my backpack fast as a pitcher, yet you could still here the sandiwhich. I had to make this thing quiet so I could take it to school, for it was my midday meal. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">I was a tornado, running through the house to try to find a way to make the sandiwhich quiet. I found a ziplock bag. When I put the sandwhich inside it became quiet again. "This is good," I thought. <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">Later that day I was hungry enough to eat a horse. I pulled out my sandwhich. Then I realized how disgusting it was. Somehow the bread had turned blue! I had suffocated the sandwhich. I pulled it out of the bag and took a bite. Yum! <span style="color: #008000; font-family: 'Lucida Console',Monaco,monospace;">The next day there was a talking sandwhich in the fridge,again.