My+Chemical+Romance<3

1) There once was a rotten sandwich named Chris. He had a wonderful gift of God. He was able to TALK! He talked at the speed of lonesome turtle, though. It was very mellow, his tone. Every once in a while, he would sound okay, until he met another sandwich named Rhonda. She had huge, green lettuce hair and some white mayo lipstick. "Hello, handsome," she winked. Chris blushed ketchup red. He was totally speechless. Out of breath, even! He swallowed hard and made a squeak, loud enough for people to hear a mile away. "Hi..." he choked. He blushed redder, like he was about to explode. Rhonda giggled in delight and asked,"Could you show me around your wonderful fridge neighborhood?" "Uhm... ye-yeah. Sure!" he shouted. She took his rotten, bread-like hand and he led the way around the fridge. He told her about the rotten milk and eggs, the fresh apples that are picked, and the time when he needs to become dormant. "This is such a nice fridge! Do you mind if i stay over there?" she asked with excitement. He nodded and looked down in the drawer, and pointed. "This is my room," he explained,"and you can stay over there." He pointed to a spot in the other drawer and started to walk, and tripped into the shelf. "Oh my! Hahaha. You look disassembled!" Rhonda laughed. She helped him up and they lived happily ever after. 2) It was a refreshing autumn day. The leaves were red and I was longing to see him. His bright green eyes were calling my name. He was coming today. Today! I was so energized and filled with excitement. A great sense of joyfulness crossed my face as i saw him walking down the street. His cute, brown hair rustling in the crisp wind. The sight of him was so peacful. I felt the compassion in his warm hug, praying he'd never let go. It was almost... enthusiastic! I knew the day would come. the glee that struck my body. The one day i knew I'd be happy forever. What a fun thought. That's how the story ends, The adrenalen racing, the sarrow dying, and the wonderful feeling of love bursting.

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